{{{rose}}}

“Hyperion—;;”

“I have an issue right now.
You see, I want some chocolate
right now. But, I also want some
firewhiskey, dear.
— However, due to my current
condition, I cannot have firewhiskey.
Do y’see my dilemma?”

    ❝That is a dilemma indeed – especially 
    considering how fantastic this firewhiskey
    is . I suppose I’ll just have to drink the
    house's supply , and you will get all the
    Chocolate Frogs and Cauldron Cakes your
    uncle George gave as housewarming
    presents . Married life ; isn’t it wonderful ,  
    darling ? Booze and chocolate , and we
    don’t even get to share . Have the baby fast .❞